Confusing offtopic bullshit.

[Mr_Blobby]

Anyone else scared shitless by the Prides of Skyrim mod? Level 5, got jumped by a Lion and a Leopard, those things are fucking huge. Died in 2 hits. Needless to say they took out several guards too.

[Blackjack]

I've got skyrim on my Xbox :p

[Blackjack]

First day of spring sports after literally doing nothing besides computer games and homework for months:

[Blackjack]

This topic has more views that offtopic section has posts.

[greiko5]

this reminds me of the time when i was applying to get into the voxel box and i made a critique topic for my build. it was the most viewed topic on almost the whole forum for a few weeks, my topic also had a flame war(which the admins deleted). good times, good times.

[patisfat]

Imagine have much post there would be if blackjack allowed dolan...

[patisfat]

Also Im back!

[Killgun]

I had this really fucking messed up dream when I was about 12, right after I had read A Stephen King book called...something like "The Death Room" or "The Killing Room" or whatever. Anyway, I had a stylus that killed people (I know, I know. People are practically shouting at me for not using it to "fight crime" or any of that shit) and I tested it out. I thought of the ultimate test of its power, and somehow I summoned Chuck Norris (Hey, I was 12, people in NYC are obsessed with uber-ninja superstars when they're 12) and pointed the pen at him. Uh...well, lets just say that he exploded like people do in TF2 with the "-sillygibs" launcher setting on. I thought that was pretty awesome, until he turned into the monster from Predator, except all silver, and teeth the size of katana blades ejected from his mouth. He then proceded to chase me through a rapidly changing setting, going from Slenders Forest to Brennenburg Castle (don't ask) and then finally decided to stop on JFK Airport with no lights or people. At some point or another, he disappeared, leaving me to roam free around the dark airport. I looked around until I found a fountain and something shiny in it. When I looked closer, there were a ton of Greek Gold Drachma in the fountain. I kept looking around, and found a plane. I went to the cockpit and found the most horrifying part of the dream: a half decomposed man holding a pen staring at me. He had a notepad on his lap, and after I recovered from complete and utter mortification, I looked at it. It said "look at me again, and I'll shred you to pieces." So I then left without turning back only to find a gigantic electric eel floating around in the fountain room, where the water had been replaced with blood and there were severed fingers there instead of coins. I looked at the eel, and he stopped, eyeing something behind me. I turned only to see the decomposed dude there again, and I almost gave my brother a heart attack as I woke up screaming and sweaty.

I have never been more horrified in my entire life.

[Mr_Blobby]

I had this really fucking messed up dream when I was about 12, right after I had read A Stephen King book called...something like "The Death Room" or "The Killing Room" or whatever. Anyway, I had a stylus that killed people (I know, I know. People are practically shouting at me for not using it to "fight crime" or any of that shit) and I tested it out. I thought of the ultimate test of its power, and somehow I summoned Chuck Norris (Hey, I was 12, people in NYC are obsessed with uber-ninja superstars when they're 12) and pointed the pen at him. Uh...well, lets just say that he exploded like people do in TF2 with the "-sillygibs" launcher setting on. I thought that was pretty awesome, until he turned into the monster from Predator, except all silver, and teeth the size of katana blades ejected from his mouth. He then proceded to chase me through a rapidly changing setting, going from Slenders Forest to Brennenburg Castle (don't ask) and then finally decided to stop on JFK Airport with no lights or people. At some point or another, he disappeared, leaving me to roam free around the dark airport. I looked around until I found a fountain and something shiny in it. When I looked closer, there were a ton of Greek Gold Drachma in the fountain. I kept looking around, and found a plane. I went to the cockpit and found the most horrifying part of the dream: a half decomposed man holding a pen staring at me. He had a notepad on his lap, and after I recovered from complete and utter mortification, I looked at it. It said "look at me again, and I'll shred you to pieces." So I then left without turning back only to find a gigantic electric eel floating around in the fountain room, where the water had been replaced with blood and there were severed fingers there instead of coins. I looked at the eel, and he stopped, eyeing something behind me. I turned only to see the decomposed dude there again, and I almost gave my brother a heart attack as I woke up screaming and sweaty.

I have never been more horrified in my entire life.

Sounds like a fun night out.

[Blackjack]

Bioshock: Infinite.


GET IT.


It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. One of the best games I've ever played, storyline wise and fun game mechanics wise. It's good enough that escort missions are enjoyable.