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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by Blue » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:24 am

I heard the wiki has 2,000 pages on the girl's coding, yet still not everything has been figured out.

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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by FallOutAdam » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:28 am

Any specific specs needed for the girl?
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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by Bob » Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:17 pm

Crash wrote:Any specific specs needed for the girl?
Bro I said it was a virus don't get it
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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by amp » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:52 am

Crash wrote:Any specific specs needed for the girl?
i hear u ned a titan grafic kard 2 run girl nd ofer 500dl n 500ul sped. aka: it custs lots muny
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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by Bob » Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:12 am

Carl_Grimes wrote:
Crash wrote:Any specific specs needed for the girl?
i hear u ned a titan grafic kard 2 run girl nd ofer 500dl n 500ul sped. aka: it custs lots muny
Den day stel uer monay so yoe loes ale uor monay godnite
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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by amp » Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:23 am

Bob wrote:
Carl_Grimes wrote:
Crash wrote:Any specific specs needed for the girl?
i hear u ned a titan grafic kard 2 run girl nd ofer 500dl n 500ul sped. aka: it custs lots muny
Den day stel uer monay so yoe loes ale uor monay godnite
egsacly boob undrstns
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Re: 3 years on Craftland

Post by Blue » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:25 am

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command "! http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember,overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend! Food 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

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