So, I killed a pig today. How about you?

[Joyman533]

What if I said I had a drawer full of Pig Slayers.

Oh no! The one weapon that the pig army fears!

(Offtopic: Phygs/Flying Pigs are not instantly killed by pig slayers.)

[Robman533]

What if I said I had a drawer full of Pig Slayers.

Oh no! The one weapon that the pig army fears!

(Offtopic: Phygs/Flying Pigs are not instantly killed by pig slayers.)

There goes our plan. Their special Phyg weapon of mass destruction will kill us all!

EDIT: Lightning + pig = pigzombie... The pigzombies are, as far as I know, in no way related to the pig/phyg armies. What if we... Try to become their allies? Then we shall transform the pig/phyg army into pigzombies and win the battle!

[pig001]

Too late, pigzombies are already slaves to the PigEmpire(Get it right, seriously.)
The only way to talk to them is via touch as they have no working ears. Unforunatly, they are trained to attack when touched, good luck with that.
And for the pig slayer, "respawning", "immortal". 74% completed.

[Robman533]

Too late, pigzombies are already slaves to the PigEmpire(Get it right, seriously.)
The only way to talk to them is via touch as they have no working ears. Unforunatly, they are trained to attack when touched, good luck with that.
And for the pig slayer, "respawning", "immortal". 74% completed.

Well, good for you, the humans just started developing a supersonic ultimate weapon which cannot be avoided.

We will call it... The Pigaryzer. The phyg equivalent will be The Phyginator.

[amp]

Too late, pigzombies are already slaves to the PigEmpire(Get it right, seriously.)
The only way to talk to them is via touch as they have no working ears. Unforunatly, they are trained to attack when touched, good luck with that.
And for the pig slayer, "respawning", "immortal". 74% completed.

Well, good for you, the humans just started developing a supersonic ultimate weapon which cannot be avoided.

We will call it... The Pigaryzer. The phyg equivalent will be The Phyginator.

I have had a breakthrough with the Pigaryzer! It will now only consume 1 red stone blocks for every 10 minutes it is in use! We can power this forever!!

[pig001]

"respawning"
You kill us easily, theres no defense.
We respawn, and attack again.
Eventually you'll run out.

[PhazeGod]

In these times of distress, I ask all Craftlandians to call others from the outskirts of Minecraft to join the army and fight for the INDEPENDENCE FROM THE PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toguno]

how would you feel if i told you obama ate a pig in a blanket.......
Its obama not me i sware.
BTW world war three just started.

The Republic declared war on walmart, redarmy, pigarmy, and the one man army of wizard.
The red army and walmart teamed
Wizard is just badass
and pig is indestructable.

This will be interesting indeed -_-

[Robman533]

If they bring in animals as their weapons... Then so will we!

Craftlandians start turning around the wheel of agony while Rob says the evil words...
Let no joyful voice be heard, let no pig look up at the sky with hope...
And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...
THE ENDERDRAGON!!!

Originally said by Davy Jones, summoning the Kraken.

[Toguno]

... couldnt we just eat cake? is this really al necessary? couldnt we just nuke the pigs of the world, i meant cows, he he. Oops.