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Stupid Reports

Post by Blue » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:42 pm

Post the worst and most idiotic reports you can think of here!

Try to copy how the responding characters would actually act.

Example:

Steve: HLP ME SUM1 GRIFED MY HOSE!!!!111!1!11!!!one!!!!11eleven!!!!

Admin: I have checked the logs... Apparently you griefed your own house.. -_-

Steve: O SRY LOLOLOL I FRGOT THT I DIDTHT YESTRDY CUZ I NDED WOOD FR MY DMOND PIKAXE CUZ I STOL DMONDZ FRUM TIS GY BT I DINT HAS ANY STIKS

Admin: So, whose house did you steal the diamonds from? Just wondering... :angel:

Steve: O I STOL DMONDZ FRUM DIS NOOBZ HOSE HIS NEM WUZ 69derpcakes69

Admin: Thanks for telling me you stole, which is breaking a rule. Temp-banned, and please refrain from capital letters. Also perma-banned from the forums.

Later that day on IRC...

Steve: NNUUUUU FAK YU I CN DU WAT I WANT YU MOFO ***** **********ING ****FACE ***HOLE MORON **TARD

Blue: Whoah buddy.. Watch that language...

Chaotic: Caps + Language

Admins: No caps!

Moderators: Please don't use caps.

Alot of other players: Caps!

Steve: IDC U RETARDZ I CAN DU WAT I WANT

Blue: Eh.. Do you guys want me to translate?

Admin: I have had enough of your bullshit, Steve. And hey, guess what? I can do what I want to as well.

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Re: Stupid Reports

Post by Toguno » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:47 pm

Sounds like a legit person, steve and its also legit what he said. XD im guessing thats the launguage of jibberish.

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