Someone is happy with their new wheels.

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Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by Jinx » Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:14 am

Gather 'round youngins, story time. It was a warm summer night, when Vanse rode his bike to a party. He locked it up nice and tight, and went off with his friends. He derped around and did various things. When the party was over, and Vanse was super tired, he told his friends he was off to his house. He walked to where his bike was locked. EXCEPT it wasn't there! :shock: He ran all around the area, looking for his bike. He was freaking out at this time, and called his dad. "Dad.... Someone stole my bike." He said. 30 seconds of awkwardness went by.
"See you when you get home, kid." replied his great father. "Dad! Wai-" beeeeeeeeeeep. "Well shiiieeet." And then he peered into the darkness, dreading to 2 mile walk to his house. The field he had to cross was dark, and foggy. He burst into a full sprint and booked it. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap Ima get raped crap crap crap" With every step, he swore he saw someones silhouette in the darkness, making him go faster. He was going atleast 20 mph when he finally burst into the street, with lights illuminating the vague, dark street ahead. He had walked a very paranoid, anxious mile when he saw his friend driving down the street. "HEY! EMILY STAHP!" She pulled over, and her told her his story, and she gave him a ride home. He knocked on the door, and was immediately bombarded with questions. He ran up the stairs, almost passing out, and jumped on his computer to write a story.The End. True Story!
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Re: Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by Robman533 » Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:24 am

Wat. Why did you randomly write this :P
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Re: Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by Jinx » Sat Sep 21, 2013 7:58 pm

Because it's the offtopic forums. And It was a story that must be told.
Wagablaga. Vantacular. Vanta. Vanse. Van. Depends on who's asking.

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Re: Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by pig001 » Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:10 pm

Agent_R wrote:Wat. Why did you randomly write this :P
You think this is random xD
Have you seen the other posts in this forum?
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Re: Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by Robman533 » Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:10 am

pig001 wrote:
Agent_R wrote:Wat. Why did you randomly write this :P
You think this is random xD
Have you seen the other posts in this forum?
Potato. xD
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Re: Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by PhazeGod » Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:15 am

Agent_R wrote:
pig001 wrote:
Agent_R wrote:Wat. Why did you randomly write this :P
You think this is random xD
Have you seen the other posts in this forum?
Potato. xD
Or confusing offtopic bullsh**
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Re: Someone is happy with their new wheels.

Post by Swifty » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:10 pm

I'm pretty sure this story is Vanse's English class's homework.

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