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I was thinking back over the past year and I've come up with 3 fairly stupid things I really shouldn't have done, but peers have pressured me into doing, and was wanting to know if any of you had any similar stories to share.

1) Rub lots of VapoRub under my eyes. It burned, it was in the middle of a science lesson, and to be fair, the supply teacher was dared to do it as well. He did it too. Makes your eyes water like anything.

2) Eat a finger chilli. I regret this the most, spent the next 10-15 mins of lunch trying to not die from a burning throat. P.S Chewing it and water makes it much worse.

3) Melt a pen lid to open a screw surrounded by plastic (Yeah, im fucking stupid...). This turned out worse than you might think, I lit a small candle then held the lid above it, however rather than just melting it ignited, and I was running around with a flaming pen lid and flaming chunks falling onto the rug, thank god it didn't spread, however I did burn myself.

blobbosezhi2 wrote: 1) Rub lots of VapoRub under my eyes. It burned, it was in the middle of a science lesson, and to be fair, the supply teacher was dared to do it as well. He did it too. Makes your eyes water like anything.

I did this 2 years ago.. It's supposed to make your eyelashes grow longer

I will admit i have done some really stupid things, most of witch i did the 2 summers i was up at my cousins house in the mountains.

1) I rode a bike with no brakes down the side of a 600 foot hill. I fell off at around 400 feet and kept rolling till i reached the bottom. By that point i had road rash all up and down my back and i had broken my hand.

2) i jumped off a 90 foot cliff into a quarry but when i hit the water it knocked the wind out of me and i almost drowned. Good thing my friend was there to drag me out.

3) Me and my friends stacked 30+ telephone poles together and light them on fire. The poles reached over 40 feet i believe and the flames reached 80, so high 5 fire trucks came thinking the whole forest was on fire.

4) Rode a make shift zip line down the same hill i rode the bike down. It snapped in the middle and i broke my foot and re injured my hand.

I am smart enough not to do stupid things, but not enough to not brag about it.

Karl, we need to get jacob RIGHT NOW to post on this topic.

Just keep him to this weekend; it'll probably only be four pages long or so.

1. Got dared to lock the janitor into his own closet. He was found the next day, starving and sleepy.

2. Told to roll around in wet concrete when I was little. WORST IDEA OF MY LIFE.

3. Went down a zipline with only a piece of cloth, like they do in the movies. The cloth heated too much and burned into 2 pieces. I fell and injured my ankle.

4. Got dared to get REALLY REALLY drunk and stand next to a 4 story window. Don't really remember what happened, but I remember lying in a dumpster outside the window. Later I was told one of the guys had to carry me back to my house and put me on the couch because I was so zonked out

5. Got dared to eat an actual bowl of nails, like all the tough guys claim to do on TV. I wasn't that big of an idiot, but then I had to watch the other guy do it and then I had to wait at the hospital 5 minutes later while he got nails removed from his large intestines.

6. I was told to get the phone number of a random girl at school and call her to ask if we could...you know. Bad idea. Luckily for me that was before I was dating Katie (cockatielgal123)

7. Got dared to take a dump on the principle's chair. Never did it. Though I heard that another guy did it and got expelled. Good thing I had the brain to avoid that

8. Dared to down an entire gallon of milk. I must have been vomiting for...I don't know, 3 hours?

9. Dared to shine a flashlight in my own eyes for 10 minutes. Very lucky I didn't go blind.

10. Eat the infamous ghost pepper. Worst experience of my life. And then I mistakenly got some in my eyes with a napkin. I was crying and burning to death for about an hour. Chewing it didn't help much. Made it worse. Also, people say drinking milk helps. It does. Not in this case. Drinking ANY LIQUID AT ALL made it burn WAY worse. Do NOT recommend doing what I did. Feels like Satan is in your mouth with a flamethrower.

KILLGUN345 wrote:10. Eat the infamous ghost pepper. Worst experience of my life. And then I mistakenly got some in my eyes with a napkin. I was crying and burning to death for about an hour. Chewing it didn't help much. Made it worse. Also, people say drinking milk helps. It does. Not in this case. Drinking ANY LIQUID AT ALL made it burn WAY worse. Do NOT recommend doing what I did. Feels like Satan is in your mouth with a flamethrower.

I usually eat habanero peppers. They make my stomach hurt the next day though, horribly.
Used ghost pepper hot sauce and later touched my eye, I used vegetable oil and cream straight into my eye for around 10 minutes, like a few months ago.

Cynthriel wrote:

KILLGUN345 wrote:10. Eat the infamous ghost pepper. Worst experience of my life. And then I mistakenly got some in my eyes with a napkin. I was crying and burning to death for about an hour. Chewing it didn't help much. Made it worse. Also, people say drinking milk helps. It does. Not in this case. Drinking ANY LIQUID AT ALL made it burn WAY worse. Do NOT recommend doing what I did. Feels like Satan is in your mouth with a flamethrower.

I usually eat habanero peppers. They make my stomach hurt the next day though, horribly.
Used ghost pepper hot sauce and later touched my eye, I used vegetable oil and cream straight into my eye for around 10 minutes, like a few months ago.

Pretty freaking horrible, eh?
Never doing it again.

I remember some from my summer in 2009.

11. Punch a llama in the face. Might sound funny, but it wasn't. The staff had to pry it off of me, and then of course it took the liberty of spitting all over me.

12. Eat 8-10 hot dogs. Don't remember how many, but I sure remember the next 10 minutes of vomiting.

13. You know those little kid slides, the metal ones? Well, a buddy of mine got one that was 300 feet high and slicked it with oil, and then dared me to go down it with a wet towel. The towel flipped over half way and I re-injured my ankle.

14. I got dared to go in one of those shark tanks with scuba gear on and annoy a shark. I did it. And I almost lost a leg that day.

15. I got dared to go to one of those football games for the high school teams and dump the Gatorade on the guy who gets a touchdown. Instead the dare was to replace it with spicy wing sauce and make sure to get it on the biggest toughest guy. I did it. And I ran. And the coaches had to calm the guy down so he wouldn't rip off my arms and legs and shove them down my throat.

sounds fake