Confusing offtopic bullshit.

[Killgun]

Looked really good...but the only thing I can go off of is what a friend sent me...
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Also, is anyone gonna agree with me that the trailer for it makes Battlefield 4 look SO FUCKING AWESOME that you wanna play it ASAP?
I hope so. Because it does.
FUCKING AWESOME.

[Blackjack]

Any way to post gifs through the forum?

[patisfat]

Bioshock: Infinite.


GET IT.


It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. One of the best games I've ever played, storyline wise and fun game mechanics wise. It's good enough that escort missions are enjoyable.

Yea it has so much good reviews and it was number 1 for most anticipated games of 2013 on so many different websites.

[Mr_Blobby]

Bioshock: Infinite.


GET IT.


It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. One of the best games I've ever played, storyline wise and fun game mechanics wise. It's good enough that escort missions are enjoyable.

Yea it has so much good reviews and it was number 1 for most anticipated games of 2013 on so many different websites.

I do have to agree, they made everything perfectly, everything felt like it had a purpose, and the gameplay was so fresh, the enemies were so varied that it was just fun all the time. My only complaint would be lack of collectibles other than the Infusions.

[Killgun]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)...

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Killgun]

This is a poem I wrote for a school assignment:
I woke early one morning.
The earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly, a tiny bird
perched on my windowsill.
He sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles,
began to slip away.
He sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very trilling,
brought up with morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers,
crept slowly out of bed,
then gently shut the window,
and crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

I also heard these:
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
you're doing it all backwards,
that's what she said.

I also wrote one for VepaS:
Roses are red,
Bacon is red,
Poems are hard...
Bacon.

The Cat in the Hat on Aging:
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like Hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

Want any more, just ask

[patisfat]

This is one a pleasent old man once said to me...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
get in the van

[patisfat]

Here's another one I remember
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who the fuck shit in my garden

[Blackjack]

[poet level expert]

Roses are red,
tulips are black,
you look great,
with a knife in your back.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
your face looks like
it belongs in a zoo
Don't be mad though
I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.

(Personal favorite)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
vodka costs less,
than dinner for two.

Roses are red,
violets are purple.
Idiots.

Roses are red
violets are blue
don't take my shit,
Or I. Will. Find. You.


PUNS:
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? He's all right now.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just lacked the balls to do it.
Why did no one hear Helen Keller fall off the cliff? She was wearing mittens. (I apologize in advance for that one.)
Bad luck brian dropped the bass. It hit his foot.


*bows*
This has been my crappy jokes post.

[patisfat]

Bad luck Brian memes!!!