Confusing offtopic bullshit.

[VepaS]

Just eat brains, Life.

[Blackjack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkVDrR-SMI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Link a remix by an Austrian DJ I found.

[Mr_Blobby]

Who wants to know about what I dreamt about last night? TOO BAD.

I was a 'vampire', as the dream menus labelled me, I was at first in dark environments, dangerous environments searching around them in first person as if they were levels. I was searching for runes, as if I was playing Dishonored, but it had a very Bioshock Infinite feel to it. I ended up in an alleyway with my fellow vampires, were we slaughtered people, they turned to ash. I saved a lawyer. Why did we need a lawyer? I dunno. Then we ended up on a cruise ship and everything went strange. I was being asked to enter an elevator, but it was a large, dark, metal elevator with only 3 chairs in an arc. It felt evil, wrong. So went off to take the stairs, the gate slid open for me, this room contained fans that winds contained no power, and a boy bouncing a ball. As I reached the second gate my dream shook violently, the boy turned into a ghost, and then as I made my way into the blank, whiteness, the unknown before the stairwell, I felt a breath behind my neck. That scared the shit out of me and I woke up immediately.

[Zarvon]

Ah god. reminds me of a terrifying dream I had when I was twelve. So, I'm having a totally normal dream, just walking around doing shit. Then I go into a room for a job interview, which is wierd at twelve, but y'know, it's a dream.

The room starts to get dark.

And cold. Which is weird for a dream. It starts to smell like metal, and while you CAN smell stuff in dreams, this smelled really strong (I realized later when I woke up that I was smelling blood).

Then I look at the guy across from me. Pretty normal looking, sitting at a kinda beat-up wooden desk that looks sturdy. He's wearing a suit that looks like it needs to be ironed, but acceptable for everyday work. His tie is black, but slightly the wrong shade of black from his suit.

Then he opens his mouth. His eyes cloud over, going completely misty white like a fish, and his teeth fall onto the table, making a nasty clattering noise. In their place are thousands and fucking THOUSANDS of tiny, razor-sharp needles that are so thin they look almost soft but I know they're really, really, REALLY gonna be able to kill me. Just as I register this, he stands up fucking FAST from his chair, flinging it backwards, jumps on the desk on all fours, and then jumps at me with his mout slightly open so I know it's gonna hurt before I die.

I wake and I feel like I just fell fifty stories. I'm completely paralyzed, both by fear and actually physically. I try desperately to think about other stuff, but can't even move my head for like five minutes. I'm terrified.

I actually used the wierd vampire-creature-thingie as a demon in a short story I wrote as a thesis; I still think it's a horrifying image that is gonna stay with me for the rest of my life.

[Mr_Blobby]

Yeah, Blood tastes of Iron, suppose it smells like such too.

Don't get me wrong, I don't appreciate being stared down by monstrous creatures in my dream, but I tend to keep an attitude of 'Well I wonder what it does, and how it got here', so they don't scare me. Although Christ, that really is a fucked up dream, I wouldn't want to approach the guy in public. XD

[wolfeman427]

I found someting totaly random, but what is DarkCraft...
I think nidefawl know what that is...

[Cynthriel]

The other day, I had a dream my stepdad had chained up zombies in 4 different locations, on the outside of our house. Each had around 4 zombies and 1 zombie dog things. They were typically placed at the doors. One door had a window right where the zombies are chained. I was scared that they would break loose and come into the house, so I asked him for a gun. He said no, and my mom promptly started talking about a home remedy she made to kill zombies.. it was an ointment. Why would I want an ointment.

While the door with the large window was opened, my little brother had his leg too close to outside and the zombie dog grabbed onto his leg with his teeth. Since the dog did not have a secure grip yet, my brother was able to pull his leg out unharmed.
Then he put it back there. And I didn't have a little brother anymore.

[Cynthriel]

I found someting totaly *'*"~*~'random'~*~"*'*, but what is DarkCraft...
I think nidefawl know what that is...

YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!!
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[Serveitup45]

Justin Bieber is like a woman... because she is one.

[Zarvon]

The other day, I had a dream my stepdad had chained up zombies in 4 different locations, on the outside of our house. Each had around 4 zombies and 1 zombie dog things. They were typically placed at the doors. One door had a window right where the zombies are chained. I was scared that they would break loose and come into the house, so I asked him for a gun. He said no, and my mom promptly started talking about a home remedy she made to kill zombies.. it was an ointment. Why would I want an ointment.

While the door with the large window was opened, my little brother had his leg too close to outside and the zombie dog grabbed onto his leg with his teeth. Since the dog did not have a secure grip yet, my brother was able to pull his leg out unharmed.
Then he put it back there. And I didn't have a little brother anymore.

I am constantly having terrifying dreams about my family members trying to kill me while other family members passively watch. Normally, though, they're coming at me with hatchets, not using chained zombies.

Also, next time you're worried about being attacked by zombies, say fuck the ointment and use this:
http://www.karatemart.com/full-tang-anti-zombie-machete" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Although it can't hurt to rub some on the blade; your mom probably knows her zombie slayin' lore.