Vote! Bacon needs you, you need bacon.

Post by **patisfat** » Sat May 25, 2013 10:18 pm

Wow i just read the forum post you had and oh my god... Some people need to take their medicine and chill out. They are getting all freaked out because you offered up one idea.

Post by **Zarvon** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:52 pm

It's not an idea.

It's a religion.

FEAR BACON-GOD ALMIGHTY!

Post by **Blackjack** » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:06 pm

My family is determined to believe normal bacon is bad for you, so they buy turkey bacon. Whether it's microwaved, fried, boiled, smoked, or cooked in a pan, it tastes like cardboard. I refuse to eat it.

Post by **Zarvon** » Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:55 pm

Blackjack wrote:My family is determined to believe normal bacon is bad for you, so they buy turkey bacon. Whether it's microwaved, fried, boiled, smoked, or cooked in a pan, it tastes like cardboard. I refuse to eat it.

SMITE THE BLASPHEMERS!

THOUGH THEIR ARTERIES REMAIN UNCLOGGED, THEIR MINDS ARE OBVIOUSLY TAINTED!

Post by **Estato** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:13 pm

I agree with this mod.... Baconite, gimme yo baconite. Ill mine it until i have unlimited of it.

Post by **Mr_Blobby** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:16 pm

EstonianBro wrote:I agree with this mod.... Baconite, gimme yo baconite. Ill mine it until i have unlimited of it.

Fuck it, I'll make it tomorrow.

Post by **Estato** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:17 pm

Mr_Blobby wrote:
EstonianBro wrote:I agree with this mod.... Baconite, gimme yo baconite. Ill mine it until i have unlimited of it.
Fuck it, I'll make it tomorrow.

<3

Post by **Killgun** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:06 am

Blackjack wrote:My family is determined to believe normal bacon is bad for you, so they buy turkey bacon. Whether it's microwaved, fried, boiled, smoked, or cooked in a pan, it tastes like cardboard. I refuse to eat it.

Crispy turkey bacon is the only good type of good turkey bacon. And it's extremely hard to achieve such a level of crispiness in one go, for you shall try again and again, creating black soot-ridden shits that even taste like shit.
And finally, once you make one piece successfully, you die of starvation.

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